Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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