She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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