sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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