you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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