You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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