Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Text me some of your sweat
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