is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
