Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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