omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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