Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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