Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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