C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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