Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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