You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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