I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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You took a bar mat shot.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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