I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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