Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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