PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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