Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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