omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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