You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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