It's just like the Real World with babies
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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