I just pynch a tree in the face
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
