i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
True college students do jello shots in the library
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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