Who did Billy Mays play for?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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