My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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