What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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