His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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