If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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