I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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