Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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