Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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