I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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