I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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