tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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