as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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