just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
