have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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