i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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