Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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