some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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