why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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