I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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