BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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