do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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