That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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