perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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