Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
If I die, sorry about rent.