Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
