it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?