Ambien. No doubt about it.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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