Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.