Got a toothbrush?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real