3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off