yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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