will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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