The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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