community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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