she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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