I heard we made out
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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