So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Randomize
